Are You In-Love or Knocked-Up?

Paul will marry you!… Wait, that came out wrong.

Believe it or not, Paul is a State of Minnesota licensed wedding officiant. He filled out the forms (in the presence of a public notary), provided the appropriate paperwork, and submitted the corresponding fee. Legit.

Once you are hitched-up, Paul guarantees a *100% success rate for your marriage as long as you p̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶c̶e̶ work (yes, actual work) on the following AI generated bullet points:

  • Strong Communication: Open and honest dialogue, active listening, expressing needs clearly, and sharing thoughts and feelings regularly.
  • Mutual Respect: Valuing each other’s opinions, supporting individual goals, and treating one another with kindness and consideration.
  • Commitment: Dedicated to the partnership, working through challenges together, and prioritizing the relationship.
  • Trust: Belief in each other’s loyalty, honesty, and reliability.
  • Shared Values and Goals: Aligning on important life principles and aspirations for the future
  • Intimacy: Physical and emotional closeness, expressing affection, and maintaining a healthy sex life
  • Compromise: Willingness to meet in the middle, negotiate, and find solutions that work for both partners
  • Quality Time: Regularly dedicating focused time together, engaging in shared activities, and prioritizing couple moments
  • Individual Growth: Supporting each other’s personal development and hobbies while maintaining a strong partnership
  • Forgiveness: Ability to let go of past hurts and move forward together
  • Appreciation: Recognizing and expressing gratitude for each other’s contributions and qualities
  • Conflict Resolution Skills: Healthy methods for addressing disagreements, including active listening and constructive problem-solving
  • Adaptability: Flexibility to adjust to life changes and navigate challenges as a team
  • Positive Attitude: Maintaining an optimistic outlook and focusing on the good aspects of the relationship
  • Take Out The Garbage: Paul does this regularly on Tuesday evenings. Days/times in your area may vary.

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*Not really
Shotgun services cost extra.